Seeing that I am originally from Parts Unknown, I have taken the USA as my adoptive country. I just have to say congratulations to all the men and women that participated in the 29th Olympiad. You guys really had some guts and you put on a really good show.
But and a major but, if the IOC would recognize my home of Parts Unknown, the USA would have more Olympic competition than China. We, Parts Unknownians are known for our sports. Our national sport is Wrestling, so naturally we would win every single wrestling event and many, many more. To be honest the only reason why we aren't in the Olympics is because no other country would ever get a medal. I mean seriously, have Phelps meet me in a pool and his 8 gold medals he won, would be mine. I wouldn't have stopped at 8 either. That number is fine for mere mortals, but is never enough for gods.
But congratulations anyway because you can beat the world but you cant beat us. Just remember that if Parts Unknown entered the Olympics your resistance would be futile.
DOUBLE LL WARRIOR signing out
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